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These are some of the Gaggle of jokes
I have hanging around on my hard drive...
I hope you enjoy em as much as I do bringing them to you...

Q: What's the best way to call a Tyrannosaurus Rex? 
A: Long distance! 

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on? 
A: It's Tricera-bottom! 

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? 
A: Bronco-saurus! 

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? 
A: Stegosaur-rust! 

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? 
A: A tri-syrup-tops. 

Q: Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see? 
A: Because it had its head in the clouds! 

Q:If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. 
What am I? 
A:('An onion!') 

Q:What has four legs one head but only one foot? 
A:('A bed!') 

Q:Where do cows go to have fun? 
A:('To the moooooovies!') 

Q:Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? 
A:('Because he had no body to go with!') 

Q:What do you call a cow in an earthquake? 
A:('A milkshake!') 

Q:Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? 
A:('Because of its sandy claws!') 

Q:What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? 
A:('C sharp or B flat!') 

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? 
A:('To show the armadillo it can be done!') 

Q:Why was 6 afraid of 7 
A:('Because 7 8 9!') 

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? 
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!') 

Q:Why won`t cannibals eat clowns? 
A:('Because they taste funny!') 

Q:What did the porcupine say to the cactus? 
A:('Is that you, Mama?') 

Q:What is black and white and sleeps a lot? 
A:('A snoozepaper!')

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? 
A:('He didn`t want to go to the barbecue!') 

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? 
A:('Lunch is on me!') 

Q:What is black and white and red all over? 
A:('A sunburnt zebra!') 

Q:What do potatoes wear to bed? 
A:('Their yammies!') 

Q:What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire 
A:('It was an udder catastrophe!')

Q:What do birds need when they are sick? 
A:('A tweetment!')" 

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? 
A:('A cloud!')

Q:What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? 
A:('Winnie the pe-u!') 

Q:What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden? 

Q:What did one toilet say to the other toilet? 
A:('You look a bit flushed!') 

Q:What dog keeps the best time? 
A:('A watch dog.') 

Q:What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
A:('A wide receiver!') 

Q:Why did the man destroy his piano? 
A:('He was looking for his keys!') 

Q:Why don't elephants smoke? 
A:('They can`t fit their butts in the ashtray!') 

Q:Why did piglet look in the toilet? 
A:('He was looking for Pooh!') 

Q:Why do cows use the doorbell? 
A:('Because their horns don`t work!') 

Q:Why did the turkey cross the road? 
A:('It was the chicken`s day off!') 

Q:What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? 
A:('A receding hare line!') 

Q:Why did the skeleton play the piano? 
A:('Because he didn`t have any organs!') 

Q:What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A:('Time to get a new fence!') 

Q:How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? 
A:('A buck an ear!') 

Q:What is the difference between broccoli and bogies? 
A:('Kids don`t like to eat broccoli!') 

Q:How do you stop a baby alien from crying? 
A:('You rocket!') 

Q:Why did the tomato blush? 
A:('Because it saw the salad dressing!') 

Q:Why do elephant tusks stick out? 
A:('Because their parents can`t afford braces!') 

Q:Why did the gum cross the road? 
A:('Because it was stuck to the chicken!') 

Q:What did the grape do when it got stepped on? 
A:('It let out a little wine!') 

Q:Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A:('To get to the Shell station!') 

Q:What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths? 

Q:Why did the skeleton cross the road? 
A:('To get to the body shop!') 

Q:Why did the chicken cross the park? 
A:('To get to the other slide!') 

Q:What do you call a camel with three humps? 

Q:What is black, white and red? 
A:('A newspaper!') 

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? 
A:('You wanna go for a spin?') 

Q:What is the smelliest sport? 
A:('Ping Pong!') 

Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? 
A:('A stick!') 

Q:Why did Donald Duck go to college? 
A:('He wanted to be a wise quacker!') 

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?  
A:('A jump rope')" 

Q:Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 
A:('He wanted to see what High School was like!')"> 

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