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Knock Knock Jokes
"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Ants."        "Ants, who?"
"Ants in the pants!"

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Rita."        "Rita, who?"
"Rita book, you might learn something!"
 

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Lettuce"      "Lettuce who?"
"Lettuce in, It's cold outside!"

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Tara"      "Tara who?"
"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay! Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!"

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Boo!"        "Boo who?"
"Don't cry, it's only a joke!"

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Amos"      "Amos who?"
"A mosquito bit me!"

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Dwayne!"        "Dwayne who?"
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Anita"      "Anita who?"
"Anita tissue....
ah-choo! Too late! "

"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Honeycomb"      "Honeycomb who?"
"Honeycomb your hair"!  
"Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Justin"      "Justin who?"
"Just in time for dinner!"

 "Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Canoe"      "Canoe who?"
"Canoe come out to play?"

 "Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Beets"      "Beets who?"
"Beets me!"

 "Knock knock"      "Who's there?"
"Arthur"      "Arthur who?"
"Arthur more cookies in the jar?"

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