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With a bookworm! |
| Why
does a bee have sticky hair?
Because it uses a honey comb! |
Tackle-me-elmo! |
| What
do you call a sheep covered with chocolate?
A Hershey Baaaaaaaaa! |
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| What
do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell! |
Because it didn't have any guts! |
| What
has more lives than a cat?
A frog, it croaks every night! |
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How
deep is the water in a frog pond?
Kneedeep, kneedeep, kneedeep! |
| Teacher:
What is the formula for water ?
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O ! |
What
has four legs but can't walk?
A table! |
| Why
did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station! |
What did the ground
say to the earthquake?
You crack me up! |
| What
do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers! |
Why
did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack! |
| Why
is the letter "G" scary?
It turns a host into a ghost |
What has 4 eyes but
no face?
Mississippi! |
| What
did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website! |
What
letters are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of course! |
| Why
was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789! |
Why
did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy. |
| How
do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! |
What
do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse |
| What
do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese |
Why
did the sheep say "moo"?
It
was learning a new language!
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| What
streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends! |
What
is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar! |
| What
exam do young witches have to pass?
A
spell-ing test!
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Why
did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! |
| Why
is Basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor! |