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Riddles for kids
        How do you catch a school of fish? 
        With a bookworm!
Why does a bee have sticky hair? 
Because it uses a honey comb!
    What's small, red, furry and knocks  you over? 
What do you call a sheep covered with chocolate? 
A Hershey Baaaaaaaaa!
What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath? 
    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 
    Because it didn't have any guts!
What has more lives than a cat? 
A frog, it croaks every night! 
How deep is the water in a frog pond? 
Kneedeep, kneedeep, kneedeep!
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? 
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O 
Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? 
George: Sure, you said H to O !
What has four legs but can't walk? 

A table! 

Why did the turtle cross the road? 

To get to the Shell station! 

What did the ground say to the earthquake? 

You crack me up! 

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? 

Milk and quackers! 

Why did the elephant eat the candle? 

He wanted a light snack! 

Why is the letter "G" scary? 

It turns a host into a ghost 

What has  4 eyes but no face? 


What did the spider do on the computer? 

Made a website! 

What letters are not in the alphabet? 

The ones in the mail, of course! 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 789!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? 

Because it felt crummy.

How do you know carrots are good for your  eyes?

Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese

Why did the sheep say "moo"?

It was learning a new language!

What streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends!

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?

The Space bar!

What exam do young witches have to pass?

A spell-ing test!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor!

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